As Good As It Gets

The hot young secretary at the publishing agency is shaking in her boots as Melvin (Jack Nicholson) is in her presence. She loves the idea of a man who knows women's minds and hearts. This reminds me that women (and men) are really like computers running code and, as such, can both be cracked. I suppose the optimal way to get a woman to really like you a lot is to figure out this code and put her into such a state. I think this is where NLP and Speed Seduction might actually be useful.

The best line of the movie comes immediately after Melvin talks with this girl:

HB: How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

Pure hilarity.

Anyway, my course is clear: study women and understand them well. Then once I crack the code, I can become a master seducer and score with any woman I want. One less chump going around and whole lot more satisfied women.